What I've extracted from the mouth of my very oral, very mobile, and very quick 10-month-old so far this week:
1. One piece of black sidewalk chalk
2. A small rock
3. An angel fish (of the small, plastic and Finding Nemo "tank gang" variety)
4. A scrap of paper
5. An unidentified, nearly fossilized, once edible piece of food
*I really am a relatively vigilant mom and I honestly vacuum every other day, but my child is extremely deft when it comes to trying to kill herself.